exactly my brand of heroin ` xx

[Jacob Black]

* /jacobakechetablack}



”does my being half naked bother you?”

looking 27. ♥
standing 6'4. ♥
dazzling werewolf. ♥
just a kid. ♥

♥ dimastwilight ♥

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[/color]siamese twins what’s the best part? you swallowing an entire cow whole?
* `other half hah! you’re as white as a ghost – no, you’re as white as me!
* `practically family er, bella, i think esme is fairly fond of that table. it’s an antique.
* `in the will this is reckless and childish and idiotic, bella.
* `separated at birth okay, look, Edward. Her’es the thing…i’ve already gone crazy once.
* `trusts with life i know what my limits are. and i can’t stand it if you leave me again.
* `partner in crime um, well, bitten by a radioactive spider? that’s not very creative.
* `b.f.f. do you know i told you so has a brother, jacob?
* `best friends for now his name is shut the hell up.
* `close friends are you saying you didn’t jump off a cliff?
* `great friends sorry. that’s just the way i differentiate. differentiate?
* `good friends between dr. jekyll and mr. hyde. between the Jacob I like and the one who annoys the hell out of me.
* `average friends never mind that the day after they would arm me with a racket before unleashing me on the rest of the class.
* `drinking buddies alice, i wish you would’ve let me pack my own things! it would’ve given too much away. and denied you an opportunity to shop.
* `partying buddies do you know what charlie is doing this morning? should i? he and half the other men in town are all out in the woods with guns, hunting giant wolves.
* `best guy bella? what’s wrong alice? don’t you love me? of course i do. you know that.
* `best girl then why do i see you sneaking off to vegas to get married without inviting me?
* `frenemies it’s too dangerous – i don’t want him within a hundred miles of her.
* `enemy turned friend and speaking of italy and sports cars that i stole there, you still owe me a yellow porsche.
* `family friend you nicknamed my daughter after the loch ness monster?
* `love/hate we’re a pretty messed up pair, aren’t we? neither one of us can hold our shape together right.
* `random saturday hang-out i could quite literally kill him for saying that to you. i want to.
* `posse/clique you see, this was all too easy, too quick. to be quite honest, i’m disappointed.
* `fake friends i know. old habits die hard. i like the improvements to your dress, though.
* `acquaintances you said…hospital. before, to sam. is someone hurt? did she fight you?
* `newly met edward, if i try to do too much, things are going to start slipping through the cracks.[/font][/ul][/size][/blockquote][/blockquote]

♥ anewmoon ♥

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[/color]see you in hell lauren shook out her cornsilk hair and eyed me scornfully. so it was going to be one of those days.
* `die bitch you want him to go back to those italian killers?
* `mutual hate as you can see today, i cause problems as often as i cure them.
* `hate me we have a few advantages, dog. it will be an even fight.
* `hate you i considered taking out the rear of his shiny volvo, but there were too many witnesses.
* `dislike about time. the chainsaw impersonation was getting a little tired.
* `dislike me yes. it’ll be very quick. you won’t feel a thing, i promise. oh, i’ll lie to victoria about that later, naturally, just to placate her.
* `dislike you but…the…you…i…insane!
* `shouldn’t exist damn it, bella! you’ll be the death of me, i swear you will.
* `rivals you look tired. dead beat. I’d like to beat you dead.
* `friendly rivals aro will be disappointed. i’m sure he’ll survive the letdown.
* `backstabbed all hell broke loose – and i mean that more literally than you can possibly imagine.
* `irritation mike skipped to my side and picked up my books for me. i imagined him with a wagging tail.
* `by association no, you’re not. turn around before i rip out one of your hamstrings.
* `friend turned enemy but he wasn’t my jacob; he was the new, bitter, graceful jacob.
* `mutual fear dad, don’t you have a baseball bat somewhere in your room? i want to borrow it for a minute.
* `afraid of me and the standard knee to the groin, of course.
* `afraid of you dumb blonde. you. got. food. in. my. hair.
* `distrust a young werewolf? even worse! edward was right – you’re a magnet for danger.
* `forced tolerance i don’t even like bella swan. and you’ve got me grieving over this leech-lover like i’m in love with her, too.
* `tolerance stupid, shiny volvo owner.
* `bad impression i have killed a hundred times more often than you have, you disgusting beats. don’t forget that.
* `bad vibes go home, bella. i can’t hang out with you anymore.
* `forced dislike you can tell sam to go right to -
* `fake enemies i can be patient – if i make a great effort.
* `could care less hey, do you know what they call a blonde with a brain? a golden retriever.[/font][/ul][/size][/blockquote][/blockquote]

♥ alunareclipse ♥

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[/color]soul mate i was perfect – not healed, but as if there had never been a wound in the first place.
* `married i promise to love you forever – every single day of forever. will you marry me?
* `engaged so what you’re saying is, i’m your brand of heroin? yes, you are exactly my brand of heroin.
* `in love suddenly, it was only the pressure of charlie’s hand on mine that kept me from sprinting headlong down the aisle.
* `finali have always loved you, and i will always love you.
* `future but i could say the same thing about charlie, jacob. you’re family. i love you, but i’m not in love with you.
* `current he called you pretty. that’s practically an insult, the way you look right now. you’re much more than beautiful.
* `past good terms the gravity of the earth no longer tied me to the place where i stood. it was the baby girl in the blond vampire’s arms that held me here now.
* `past bad terms but i needed jacob now, needed him like a drug.
* `denied love the heat was everywhere. i couldn’t see or hear or feel anything that wasn’t jacob.
* `on and off and then his cold, marble lips pressed very softly against mine.
* `forbidden i love you. as i love you.
* `secret if i turned my face to the side – if i pressed my lips against his bare shoulder…i knew without any doubt exactly what would follow.
* `mutual crush i needed something more expressive of eternal commitment…but words like destiny and fate sounded hokey when you used them in casual conversation.
* `crush on me and third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.
* `crush on you i’ve held her all of one time, and already you think you have some moronic wolfy claim to her? she’s mine.
* `denied crush you smell just exactly the same as always. So maybe this is hell. i don’t care. i’ll take it.
* `affair and then, quite distinctly, i felt the splintering along the fissure line in my heart as the smaller part wrenched itself away from the whole.
* `fwb she’s ecstatic. every time i touch you, she just about chokes with satisfaction.
* `ewb that. that right there is why i’m angry. you are killing my buzz, edward.
* `fuck buddies it wasn’t exactly as comfortable as a sofa cushion would be, what with his chest being hard and cold – and perfect – as an ice sculpture, but it was definitely preferable.
* `one night stand tell me what you want, and you can have it. you. i’m yours.
* `drunken hook-up and so the lion fell in love with the lamb…
* `pretend what’s the matter? is she hurt? what happened?
* `attraction the first thing i noticed was his hair – his beautiful hair was all gone, cropped quite short, covering his head with an inky gloss like black satin.
* `sexual tension if it doesn’t work out right, well, then that’s that. just let us try…only try.
* `lust that’s edward. he’s gorgeous of course, but don’t waste your time.
* `butterflies he kissed me tenderly, adoringly; i forgot the crowd, the place, the time, the reason…
* `blushing if you want me to. i always want you.[/font][/ul][/size][/blockquote][/blockquote]

♥ thesunrises ♥

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[/color]mother i yearned for my own little baby.
* `father it sounded like you were having bella for lunch, and we came to see if you would share.
* `brother jasper? what do vampires do for bachelor parties? you’re not taking him to a strip club, are you?
* `sister i’m sorry…i’m just…so happy…to see you!
* `cousin no emmett. i punched a werewolf in the face.
* `roommate neither of us was bothered by the quiet. In some ways, we were well suited for living together.
* `classmate it’s just that…it was much more difficult for me to watch than it should have been.
* `mutual respect i still wasn’t sure if I was doing the right thing, but i’d made a compromise with myself.
* `respect me jasper’s going to win the bet.
* `respect you bella, i’ve already expended a great deal of personal effort at this point to keep you alive..
* `stalking me i so look forward to seeing the new mrs. cullen in person.
* `stalking you how long is she here for? as long as she wants to be. it’s an open invitation.
* `bad influence no. it’s not possible now. later, when you’re less breakable. be patient, bella.
* `good influence besides, friends don’t let friends drive drunk.
* `admiration it felt like every nerve ending in my body was a live wire.
* `heard of why are you apologizing for bleeding?
* `other [specify] does that mean that he’s a better kisser than i am? [/font][/ul][/size][/blockquote][/blockquote]

♥ pieceofforever ♥

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[/color] alright, so here’s the deal – this plot was made by lava waterfall of blank pages.
• steal and he’ll go all newborn vampire on your ass.
• all quotes used are credited to the lovely stephanie meyer.
• aka author of the amazing twilight saga.
• lava waterfall loves rules more than edward loves bella, so here they are:
• you post in mine, i post in yours.
• quote the post for colors, or else.
• if it’s in caps, then rewrite it in caps.
• good, long, detailed history.
• colors were made using the color blender that everybody uses.
• so yeah, of course i didn’t come up with them on my own.[/ul][/blockquote][/blockquote][/size]

[Jacob Black]

SAFFRONRONNYCARTER

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“The undead tomboy”
the lion fell in love with SAFFRON RONNY CARTER
but they told the lion to call them RONNY
such a forbidden relationship, a lion and a VAMPIRE
and at the young age of FIFTEEN

* `other half hah! you’re as white as a ghost – no, you’re as white as me!
* `practically family er, bella, i think esme is fairly fond of that table. it’s an antique.
* `in the will this is reckless and childish and idiotic, bella.
* `separated at birth okay, look, Edward. Her’es the thing…i’ve already gone crazy once.
* `trusts with life i know what my limits are. and i can’t stand it if you leave me again.
* `partner in crime um, well, bitten by a radioactive spider? that’s not very creative.
* `b.f.f. do you know i told you so has a brother, jacob?

RONNY: “alex equals the shit.”
ALEX: “yeah, i’ll agree with that..”[/center][/blockquote]

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[Jacob Black]

*about three things I was absolutely positive*

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EDWARDANTHONYMASENCULLEN

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“A Rival Worth Killing, in this Awkward Love Triangle.”
the lamb fell in love with EDWARD ANTHONY MASEN CULLEN
but they told the lamb to call them EDWARD
such a forbidden relationship, a lamb and a VEGGIE VAMPIRE
and at the young age of ONE HUNDRED SEVEN

* `frenemies it’s too dangerous – i don’t want him within a hundred miles of her.
* `love/hate we’re a pretty messed up pair, aren’t we? neither one of us can hold our shape together right.
* `posse/clique you see, this was all too easy, too quick. to be quite honest, i’m disappointed.
* `fake friends i know. old habits die hard. i like the improvements to your dress, though.
* `acquaintances you said…hospital. before, to sam. is someone hurt? did she fight you?
* `newly met edward, if i try to do too much, things are going to start slipping through the cracks.
* `see you in hell lauren shook out her cornsilk hair and eyed me scornfully. so it was going to be one of those days.
* `die bitch you want him to go back to those italian killers?
* `mutual hate as you can see today, i cause problems as often as i cure them.
* `hate me we have a few advantages, dog. it will be an even fight.
* `hate you i considered taking out the rear of his shiny volvo, but there were too many witnesses.
* `dislike about time. the chainsaw impersonation was getting a little tired.
* `dislike me yes. it’ll be very quick. you won’t feel a thing, i promise. oh, i’ll lie to victoria about that later, naturally, just to placate her.
* `dislike you but…the…you…i…insane!
* `shouldn’t exist damn it, bella! you’ll be the death of me, i swear you will.
* `rivals you look tired. dead beat. I’d like to beat you dead.
* `backstabbed all hell broke loose – and i mean that more literally than you can possibly imagine.
* `irritation mike skipped to my side and picked up my books for me. i imagined him with a wagging tail.
* `by association no, you’re not. turn around before i rip out one of your hamstrings.
* `distrust a young werewolf? even worse! edward was right – you’re a magnet for danger.
* `forced tolerance i don’t even like bella swan. and you’ve got me grieving over this leech-lover like i’m in love with her, too.
* `bad impression i have killed a hundred times more often than you have, you disgusting beats. don’t forget that.
* `bad vibes go home, bella. i can’t hang out with you anymore.
* `could care less hey, do you know what they call a blonde with a brain? a golden retriever.
* `stalking me i so look forward to seeing the new mrs. cullen in person.
* `stalking you how long is she here for? as long as she wants to be. it’s an open invitation.
* `bad influence no. it’s not possible now. later, when you’re less breakable. be patient, bella.
* `heard of why are you apologizing for bleeding?

* `enemy turned friend and speaking of italy and sports cars that i stole there, you still owe me a yellow porsche.
* `family friend you nicknamed my daughter after the loch ness monster?
* `father (in law -future) it sounded like you were having bella for lunch, and we came to see if you would share.
* `mutual respect (future) i still wasn’t sure if I was doing the right thing, but i’d made a compromise with myself.
* `other [imprints on my daughter] does that mean that he’s a better kisser than i am?

EDWARD: “Jacob Black is the single name that once its said can make all my muscles tense. There was a time when I knew his actions were harmless, acting for his fathers concern but that has changed considerably now. If he wasn’t being so difficult, there would be no issue with him and Bella hanging, as friends but he seems to insist on changing their relationship, which I strongly dislike. Unlike him, I don’t feel the need to want to kill him, at times it seems like it would make me feel better. But if I’m being honest with myself, I did this to the both of us, if I wouldn’t have left I wouldn’t have basically placed Bella in his arms. I hate and I’m grateful for the fact that he was there for Bella at the time of my stupidest mistake. But I do think it’s funny that he believes I stole her back, which I didn’t, if he recalls she came to me which was his fault to. That’s what he gets for answering the phone in someone else’s house. I believe, by keeping my hate for the wolf more silent, I have Bella’s best interest in mind. But if he thinks that I’m just going to step aside and let him waltz in and attempt to snatch Bella away, he should really rethink everything. If I have to I’ll quit playing as fair as I have been.”
JACOB: “Edward Cullen, how I loath that name. I honestly can not believe to start with I felt bad for having an over protective freak of a father who just kept making me try to warn Bella to get out. Now I see the truth, what he really is, and I will never let him take Bella out of my life. The bloodsucker is a pain in my ass, and I wish I could kill him, honestly if Bella wasn't so attached to him I would. For a while I was convinced that he was gone, out of the picture, but no. This fact pisses me off more than anything in the world. Edward Cullen, you may have stolen her back from me, but you won't keep her for much longer, not if I have my way..”[/center][/blockquote]

Leah Clearwater

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“It’s pretty obvious, isn’t it? I’m joining your crappy little renegade pack. The vampires’ guard dogs.
”
the lion fell in love with Leah Clearwater
but they told the lion to call them Lee-Lee
such a forbidden relationship, a lion and a
and at the young age of 19

* `average friends never mind that the day after they would arm me with a racket before unleashing me on the rest of the class.
* `family friend you nicknamed my daughter after the loch ness monster?
* `love/hate we’re a pretty messed up pair, aren’t we? neither one of us can hold our shape together right.
* `posse/clique you see, this was all too easy, too quick. to be quite honest, i’m disappointed.
* `see you in hell lauren shook out her cornsilk hair and eyed me scornfully. so it was going to be one of those days.
* `rivals you look tired. dead beat. I’d like to beat you dead.
* `irritation mike skipped to my side and picked up my books for me. i imagined him with a wagging tail.
* `forced tolerance i don’t even like bella swan. and you’ve got me grieving over this leech-lover like i’m in love with her, too.



Jacob : “Its sad to say, but once upon a time I sorta liked Leah, that was before I really knew her, or Sam. I admit it, I thought she was pretty. Still can be when shes not annoying the hell out of me.
That girl has tendancy to drive EVERYONE insane, not just me. And unlike most annoyances, I HAVE HER IN MY HEAD ALMOST ALL THE TIME! And she loves it, she loves to be the stupid girl who gets on peoples nerves.
I guess deep down somewhere I like her, shes an alright girl when shes not rubbing something in your face, or determined she can beat the shit out of you. So, pretty much, she's a female Paul to me I guess... Just she can control her anger a bit better..
.”
Leah: “Ok Jacob…ok well ill just come right out and say it he is far to obsessed with Bella its sickening! And now that we have this whole mind connection thing I don’t think I’ve ever thought about another girl so much it’s creeping me out and im not quite sure what im meant to do with the kissing belle dreams. As much as im “loving” the dreams I get how he’s feeling and I hate that he has to go through it (and I hate being brought along for the ride!). As for the bloodsuckers …agh don’t get me started! I don’t get it even if I can read his mind it makes no sense to me. Despite all that he’s a cool guy and we can get a good laugh…when im in the mood. Ohh and just for the record yes I have seen you naked and no id dosnt do anything for me sorry jake ”[/center][/blockquote]